Sammy

“If they don't like you for being yourself, be yourself even more.”
― Taylor Swift

“There’s a lot of discussion about a person called the Bachelor. I think he might be in the government. Also Starbucks—that’s a restaurant in Pueblo. It must be superfancy, because all the things you can order have these long foreign names. Oh—and zombies.” She shrugs. “We haven’t figured out what those are yet. Jewelry, maybe.”
― Gordon Korman, Masterminds: Criminal Destiny

“Do you know there’s such a thing as Tater Tots? Back in Happy Valley, they told us we always had the very best, but we didn’t have Tater Tots. Another Osiris lie.”
― Gordon Korman, Masterminds: Payback

“Mr. Parker, a businessman, is leaving on a trip and stops by his office on the way to the airport, around midnight. The night watchman, Paul stops him and says, “Mr. Parker, please don’t take that flight. I had a dream last night, a little after midnight,  that your plane would crash and everyone would die!” The business man cancels his trip and sure enough, the plane crashes, no survivors. Mr. Parker gives Paul a $20,000 reward for saving his life, then fires him. Why?”
― Puzzleland, 30 Interactive Brainteasers to Warm up your Brain