James

“I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.”
― Mae West

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
― Robin Williams

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?”
― Barbra Streisand

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein