Bryce

“This piece of paper was mercilessly ripped from a perfectly-innocent book. Anybody who thinks to mutilate books in such a manner is obviously a terrible person. I mean, one minute this book is sitting there, minding its own business, and suddenly… BAM! It’s torn away from its home. And even if it gets returned, you can’t just repair that sort of thing. It’s irreparably harmed. Anybody who would do that is a real jerk.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Gate of the Feral Gods

“Cats don’t drink cocktails,” I said. “Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes”
― Matt Dinniman, Carl's Doomsday Scenario