Violet

“Very few of us are what we seem.”
― Agatha Christie, The Man in the Mist

“We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.”
― Stephen King

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
― Groucho Marx

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx