Charon

“Don''t headbutt the sun, idiot.”
― Wheezywaiter

“the problem at this point is that there is a problem.”
― Captain Obvious

“You know, in Fairyland-Above they said that the underworld was full of devils and dragons. But it isn’t so at all! Folk are just folk, wherever you go, and it’s only a nasty sort of person who thinks a body’s a devil just because they come from another country and have different notions. It’s wild and quick and bold down here, but I like wild things and quick things and bold things, too.”
― Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland and Led the Revels There

“Life’s easy.

It’s living it that’s difficult.”
― Mike Sasso