Stephi Brooke

“You can't brace yourself for famine if you've never known hunger.”
― David Sedaris

“If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

“When asked "What do we need to learn this for?" any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come in handy once the student hits middle age and starts working crossword puzzles in order to stave off the terrible loneliness.”
― David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

“And what would you do if you met a jibboo?”
― Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Thinks You Can Think!