Olivia

“As mascots went, he wasn’t very cute; personally, the first time I had seen him, I thought it was supposed to be a piece of poop with eyes. But for some reason, people adored him, and his likeness was slapped on everything from T-shirts to beer mugs to dish towels.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

“penguins. Yes, they were cute, but all those birds generated a lot of poop, and penguin poop reeks.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Lion Down

“considered throwing a cup of frozen slush into the criminal’s eyes and blinding him the way that Xavier had done with the Smoothie of Justice a few days before.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

“Chen remained blissfully unconscious, although she did startle me at one point by sleepily murmuring, “I swim, but the potatoes come.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Tyrannosaurus Wrecks