“I think in metric! Much better than “cubits per fortnight” or whatever.”
― Project Hail Mary
― Project Hail Mary
“I’d put myself in a dangerous position once again. Were I a pedophile, my heart would’ve been won over. Ah, how fortunate that I wasn’t one…”
― Bakemonogatari, Part 1
― Bakemonogatari, Part 1
“As soon as her body left the ground, I was treated to a glimpse of the contents of her skirt, at a fairly racy angle, but not being a pedophile I wasn’t distracted one bit.”
― Bakemonogatari, Part 1
― Bakemonogatari, Part 1
“It was a stretch to say there was no place for me at home. But I wouldn’t have said there’s no place like home, either.”
― Bakemonogatari, Part 1
― Bakemonogatari, Part 1
“for a fifth grader, she felt surprisingly plump in my palm, but this fact had little to no influence on me as I was not a pedophile, which meant that I was able to use that momentum to flip her over.”
― Bakemonogatari, Part 1
― Bakemonogatari, Part 1
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