Laura Block

“Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile”
― Jenny Lawson, How to Be Okay When Nothing Is Okay

“But it is worth pointing out that the chunk of granite on which it was inscribed weighed close on five tons and was quite certainly put there with the intention”
― George Orwell, The George Orwell Complete Classic Essential Collection 6 Books Box Set

“The problem is simple: in a village”
― Jeremy Clarkson, Diddly Squat: A Year on the Farm

“The only time I’ve ever danced around a pole was at a farmers’ party and it was a very different kind of pole dancing. It’s possible I was somewhat drunk. It’s possible I was somewhat topless. It’s possible it was a telegraph pole. It’s possible that I got creosote all over my nipples and they stung for weeks afterwards. But I couldn’t confirm any of that.”
― Kaleb Cooper, The World According to Kaleb: Wisdom from the Farm and Beyond