“I cannot conceive of a universe without you in it”
― Gideon the Ninth
― Gideon the Ninth
“One flesh, one end, bitch.”
― Gideon the Ninth
― Gideon the Ninth
“Why was I born so attractive?” “Because everyone would have throttled you within the first five minutes otherwise,”
― Gideon the Ninth
― Gideon the Ninth
“Nonagesimus,” she said slowly, “the only job I’d do for you would be if you wanted someone to hold the sword as you fell on it. The only job I’d do for you would be if you wanted your ass kicked so hard, the Locked Tomb opened and a parade came out to sing, ‘Lo! A destructed ass.’ The only job I’d do would be if you wanted me to spot you while you backflipped off the top tier into Drearburh.”
“That’s three jobs,” said Harrowhark.”
― Gideon the Ninth
“That’s three jobs,” said Harrowhark.”
― Gideon the Ninth
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