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“Do you kiss the prince because you actually enjoy it?” Jacks asked.
“Or is it because you honestly think it will magically revive him?”
“Maybe I do it because I know it will annoy you,” Evangeline answered archly.
Jacks flashed a smile that was far more wicked than welcoming. “Glad to know you’re thinking about me when you kiss your husband.”
Heat flushed her cheeks. “I’m not thinking nice things.”
“Even better.”
― Stephanie Garber, The Ballad of Never After

“Where were you?” she asked.
“I was killing innocent maidens and kicking puppies.”
“Jacks, that’s not funny.”
― Stephanie Garber, The Ballad of Never After

“I mean, isn't your idea of romance kissing a girl and then waiting to see whether or not she dies? I know the stories say that your kisses are worth dying for, but how can they say that if everyone dies? Who wrote these stories? Did you write them to make yourself feel better?”
― Stephanie Garber, Once Upon a Broken Heart

“How dare they accuse Bratz for being a slut when their Barbie hails from red-light district of Hamburg?"—Isaac Larian, CEO of MGA.”
― Orly Lobel, You Don't Own Me: The Court Battles That Exposed Barbie's Dark Side