Ieva

“I read it twice, then I said, "Well, why don't you?"
"Why don't I what?"
"Why don't you wish her many happy returns? It doesn't seem much to ask."
"But she says on her birthday."
"Well, when is her birthday?"
"Can't you understand?" said Bobbie. "I've forgotten."
"Forgotten!" I said.
"Yes," said Bobbie. "Forgotten."
"How do you mean, forgotten?" I said. "Forgotten whether it's the twentieth or the twenty-first, or what? How near do you get to it?"
"I know it came somewhere between the first of January and the thirty-first of December. That's how near I get to it.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves

“Maybe some people are just meant to be in the same story.”
― Jandy Nelson, I'll Give You the Sun

“Sometimes the most interesting part of the conversation with someone who can't lie is the questions they don't answer.”
― Patricia Briggs, Blood Bound

“Turtles are not the innocent, harmless creatures everyone thinks they are. Mark my words. They’re secretly planning to take over the world. And then where will we be?”
― Darynda Jones, Death and the Girl Next Door