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“The key to being humorous is being wealthy. The richer you are, the funnier you are to women, and no matter what you say they'll be laughing and giggling.”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“Who doesn't love the smell of gasoline? That's why I decided to make it into a scent for my handcrafted soap. You can use it in the shower, or you can melt it down and use it to fuel your car if things with Iran continue to escalate.”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It will be a great conversation starter.”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“I invented a gun that dispenses vodka. It didn't work, but it was worth a shot.”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“Modern appliances have lifespans rivaling luna moths. Why buy something today that will need to be replaced in a week? Call me old-fashioned, but I want a washer and dryer that at least have the longevity of a fruit fly.”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
Allison’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Allison’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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Favorite Genres
Business, Chick-lit, Contemporary, Crime, Ebooks, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor and Comedy, Memoir, Mystery, Non-fiction, Philosophy, Poetry, Psychology, Romance, Self help, Suspense, Travel, and Young-adult
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