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“I invented a gun that dispenses vodka. It didn't work, but it was worth a shot.”
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― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“Some men fight men. Other men fight fires. As for me, I prefer to get both to do my cooking for me.”
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― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“I love when I shake a mustard bottle really well and go to squirt a line on my hotdog and out spurts a yellow watery substance. They should sell that as an energy drink, because it really gets me amped up.”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“Who doesn't love the smell of gasoline? That's why I decided to make it into a scent for my handcrafted soap. You can use it in the shower, or you can melt it down and use it to fuel your car if things with Iran continue to escalate.”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“Random book markers are time capsules. You stick them in the book you are reading and then set the book down and forget about it, sometimes for years. Receipts are the best, because they really show reality and how inflation has contributed to the collapse of America.”
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― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
Allison’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Allison’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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Favorite Genres
Business, Chick-lit, Contemporary, Crime, Ebooks, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor and Comedy, Memoir, Mystery, Non-fiction, Philosophy, Poetry, Psychology, Romance, Self help, Suspense, Travel, and Young-adult
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