“The job of a comedian is to be handsome. The better looking the guy, the more women will laugh.”
― Me and memes and memories
― Me and memes and memories
“I like music from the 80s, 90s, and elevators. I think it’s easier to fill up a space like a mechanical lift than it is to fill up a whole decade.”
― Me and memes and memories
― Me and memes and memories
“I love powdered vaporwave music. That’s what I mix in my coffee to make it taste like fresh elevator.”
― Me and memes and memories
― Me and memes and memories
“Insult in such a way so as to flatter, to soften the sting. Might bring about actual change in behavior in The Offended.”
― Me and memes and memories
― Me and memes and memories
“Whenever I tell people I like to dance, they invariably ask if I can MoonWalk. No, I say, but I can fake it in a film studio.”
― Me and memes and memories
― Me and memes and memories
Allison’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Allison’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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Favorite Genres
Business, Chick-lit, Contemporary, Crime, Ebooks, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor and Comedy, Memoir, Mystery, Non-fiction, Philosophy, Poetry, Psychology, Romance, Self help, Suspense, Travel, and Young-adult
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