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“Trees don't poop. Think about THAT next time you choose a pet. They also don't need you to take them for walks.”
― Me and memes and memories
― Me and memes and memories
“The caracal's ears are so big they're like bird's wings. When a whisper takes flight like a butterfly, that feline is listening.”
― Me and memes and memories
― Me and memes and memories
“Whenever I tell people I like to dance, they invariably ask if I can MoonWalk. No, I say, but I can fake it in a film studio.”
― Me and memes and memories
― Me and memes and memories
“I went to a theater two nights ago. I know, you’re probably wondering if Abe Lincoln got shot. But no, I visited 1865 last week, and I stayed for a few years while perfecting my harmonica ears.”
― Me and memes and memories
― Me and memes and memories
“In the future, jokes will write themselves. They'll have to, because all the people will be illiterate and will only be able to communicate with each other with the help of an AI mediator.”
― Me and memes and memories
― Me and memes and memories
Allison’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Allison’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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Favorite Genres
Business, Chick-lit, Contemporary, Crime, Ebooks, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor and Comedy, Memoir, Mystery, Non-fiction, Philosophy, Poetry, Psychology, Romance, Self help, Suspense, Travel, and Young-adult
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