Andreas Hasenack

“could have finished faster, but I figured caution’s best when setting fire to rocket fuel in an enclosed space.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“you’re not that smart, I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.” “Vist- that was a long time ago!” “It’s still an insult to computers across the galaxy.”
― Craig Alanson, Columbus Day

“About half of the global population was currently living in New Zealand, Madagascar, and, strangely, Florianópolis, Brazil. The”
― Dennis E. Taylor, We Are Legion (We Are Bob)