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Jarod Kintz
“Some men fight men. Other men fight fires. As for me, I prefer to get both to do my cooking for me.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever you're here, I'm there for you

Jarod Kintz
“The key to being humorous is being wealthy. The richer you are, the funnier you are to women, and no matter what you say they'll be laughing and giggling.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever you're here, I'm there for you

Jarod Kintz
“Who doesn't love the smell of gasoline? That's why I decided to make it into a scent for my handcrafted soap. You can use it in the shower, or you can melt it down and use it to fuel your car if things with Iran continue to escalate.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever you're here, I'm there for you

Jarod Kintz
“Modern appliances have lifespans rivaling luna moths. Why buy something today that will need to be replaced in a week? Call me old-fashioned, but I want a washer and dryer that at least have the longevity of a fruit fly.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever you're here, I'm there for you

Jarod Kintz
“I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It will be a great conversation starter.”
Jarod Kintz, Whenever you're here, I'm there for you

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