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“I read the newspaper a little at a time. I cut the paper up into tiny slivers, each about the size of a fortune cookie slogan, mix all the scraps together in a Fedora, and then pull them out at random one by one to read and get a better understanding of Naked Lunch.”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“Modern appliances have lifespans rivaling luna moths. Why buy something today that will need to be replaced in a week? Call me old-fashioned, but I want a washer and dryer that at least have the longevity of a fruit fly.”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“I invented a gun that dispenses vodka. It didn't work, but it was worth a shot.”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“Some men fight men. Other men fight fires. As for me, I prefer to get both to do my cooking for me.”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
“The key to being humorous is being wealthy. The richer you are, the funnier you are to women, and no matter what you say they'll be laughing and giggling.”
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
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