Men who are that good-looking should not be allowed to be such assholes. It was false advertising.
“At this point, he really could kiss me like a sheepdog, and I’d tell him he was a good boy. I’d worship at the altar of sheepdogs everywhere.”
― Give Me Butterflies
― Give Me Butterflies
“This, you lackwitted piss-puddle, is sanctus.”
― Empire of the Vampire
― Empire of the Vampire
“because that place was straight out of a horror movie, and I wasn’t really in the mood to get possessed by a demon today. Unless it was a hot demon—then I could be persuaded.”
― Lost and Lassoed
― Lost and Lassoed
“Men who are that good-looking should not be allowed to be such assholes. It was false advertising.”
― Lost and Lassoed
― Lost and Lassoed
“I’d never wished I was a hermit crab before, but there’s a first time for everything.”
― Swift and Saddled
― Swift and Saddled
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