At this point, he really could kiss me like a sheepdog, and I’d tell him he was a good boy. I’d worship at the altar of sheepdogs everywhere.
“Oui what, you pig-buggering little shitwizard?”
― Empire of the Vampire
― Empire of the Vampire
“This, you lackwitted piss-puddle, is sanctus.”
― Empire of the Vampire
― Empire of the Vampire
“The world tilts. It suddenly feels like I’m falling through the ground, straight to the center of the earth. God, she’s breathtaking.”
― If It Makes You Happy
― If It Makes You Happy
“You know I would too, right? I can be your right-hand bitch, ready to do anything necessary. Cut off his balls, bury a body . . .”
― Give Me Butterflies
― Give Me Butterflies
“I’m no princess. I’m a fucking queen.”
― Empire of the Vampire
― Empire of the Vampire
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