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“Do you know who profits most in a gold rush? Mining suppliers—merchants. Today that includes marketers, because they're selling an idea or lifestyle. It's why golf's richest men aren't the pro players.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“I golf like a Jackson Pollock painting, but that's balanced out by the fact that I paint like Jack Nicklaus golfs. My record is finishing in 63 strokes.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“People ask me if I like golfing, and I look at them and reply, "Does The Pope wipe his ass with tuna fish sandwiches?" That response is NOT sponsored by Subway.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“Some men are dedicated to golf like I'm addicted to cheese. We have real problems, but somehow only the alcoholics get to claim a disease.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“Golfers flexing on other golfers for having Androids will never not be inadvertently hilarious. iPhones are also owned by Janitors, the job that's at the bottom of the perceived status pile, and I'd rather golf with a man who spends his time cleaning than a dirty pseudo snob.”
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
― To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
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