Kelsey

“Do you know who profits most in a gold rush? Mining suppliers—merchants. Today that includes marketers, because they're selling an idea or lifestyle. It's why golf's richest men aren't the pro players.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“Golfers flexing on other golfers for having Androids will never not be inadvertently hilarious. iPhones are also owned by Janitors, the job that's at the bottom of the perceived status pile, and I'd rather golf with a man who spends his time cleaning than a dirty pseudo snob.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“Golf is the only sport where you can't tell how good a player might be by glancing at their physical form. I've seen some real slobs shoot scores so low the number is almost their age.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“They say those who can't do, teach. That's why today I'm pleased to announce I'm giving golfing lessons.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear