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Jarod Kintz
“Many people have accused me of having a Coach Face. I may not be able to get you to improve your golf game, but I sure will have fun verbally abusing you while you play.”
Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

Jarod Kintz
“They say those who can't do, teach. That's why today I'm pleased to announce I'm giving golfing lessons.”
Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

Jarod Kintz
“Golfers flexing on other golfers for having Androids will never not be inadvertently hilarious. iPhones are also owned by Janitors, the job that's at the bottom of the perceived status pile, and I'd rather golf with a man who spends his time cleaning than a dirty pseudo snob.”
Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

Jarod Kintz
“People ask me if I like golfing, and I look at them and reply, "Does The Pope wipe his ass with tuna fish sandwiches?" That response is NOT sponsored by Subway.”
Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

Jarod Kintz
“I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy, your golfing days are over.”
Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

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