Victoria

“But in cynicism and general world weariness, which is a sort of carbon dating of the personality, he was about seven thousand years old.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“But all this business about kings and lords, it's against basic human dignity. We're all born equal. It makes me sick.'
'Never heard you talk like this before, Frederick,' said Nobby.
'It's Sergeant Colon to you, Nobby.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“If you let your mind dwell on rooms like this, you could end up being oddly sad and full of a strange diffuse compassion which would lead you to believe that it might be a good idea to wipe out the whole human race and start again with amoebas.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“Nothing wrong with whips and needles, in moderation.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!