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"Mana Toast.
This is toast.
It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you" — 21 hours, 24 min ago
"Mana Toast.
This is toast.
It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you" — 21 hours, 24 min ago
“New achievement! This Little Piggy Went to Market! Oh yeah, baby. You have killed more than five opponents during boss battles using your bare feet. You are making daddy very, very happy.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Question: What’s the only thing standing between an innocent child and a happy, fulfilling life? Answer: You. The answer is you.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“New achievement! War Criminal. You have killed more than 20 non-combatants in a single attack! Question: What’s the only thing standing between an innocent child and a happy, fulfilling life? Answer: You. The answer is you. Reward: You’ve received a Gold Asshole’s Box!”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Cats are assholes. I get it. But do you know why people like cats, despite their asshole-ness? It’s because they don’t fucking talk. If they did, and they were all like you, they’d all be extinct because we’d have killed you all by now.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
Tori’s 2025 Year in Books
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