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“This action finally seemed more like Luo Binghe’s style, but too bad it was being used on him. Fuck, his stomach hurt so much—was this what it felt like when girls got their periods?!”
― Mò Xiāng Tóng Xiù, The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System: Ren Zha Fanpai Zijiu Xitong (Novel) Vol. 2

“His voice was light and fluttering, the wind blowing most of it away, yet Luo Binghe could hear him just as distinctly as before.
What he said was, "For all that has passed, I repay you today."
Think of it as me doing one good thing at the end.”
― Mò Xiāng Tóng Xiù, The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System: Ren Zha Fanpai Zijiu Xitong, Vol. 2

“If only he had a physical copy of Proud Immortal Demon Way in his hand, he would have slapped it onto Luo Binghe’s face.”
― Mò Xiāng Tóng Xiù, The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System: Ren Zha Fanpai Zijiu Xitong (Novel) Vol. 2

“In short this was a "shameless master and disciple pair who spent all day on some nameless mountain ignoring their duties to knock boots, who went down the mountain to fight monsters and take trips to pound town, who used two person push-ups to settle misunderstandings, who still needed to play a round of hide the sausage before dying, who continued to ride the bony express after death, and who after resurrection would still gleefully smack each other's salmons as before"...sort of story.”
― Mò Xiāng Tóng Xiù, The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System: Ren Zha Fanpai Zijiu Xitong, Vol. 2