Marta

“We talked for four hours. Well, I talked for four, and she listened for two.
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― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s better than nodding off.”
― Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

“I sure do miss that woman. Smart. Funny. Sweet. She never gave me a moment's trouble."

"Gosh, I'm sorry about that. I knew it was boring between you two, but not that bad.”
― Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Call Me Irresistible