Hannah Patterson

“Love will wreck your heart like a derailed train. So choo-choose your partner wisely.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

“We all want to be the best at something. Trouble is, some people are only the best at being second best.
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― Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

“I spent about eight hours deep in thought over whether to get divorced. That may seem like a long time to ponder something, but I multitasked and slept at the same time. I woke up with an erection, and a decision.”
― Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

“We should love, not fall in love, because everything that falls, gets broken.”
― Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift Songbook: Guitar Recorded Versions