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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)

by J.K. Rowling

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“For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear.”
― Jeff Kinney, The Ugly Truth

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“Dear Aunt Loretta,
Thank you so much for the awesome pants!
How did you know I wanted that for Christmas?
I love the way the pants look on my legs!
All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants.
Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever!
Sincerely, Greg”
― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

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“See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.”
― Jeff Kinney, The Ugly Truth

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“The best person I know is Myself.”
― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

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“YO MOMMA”
― Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

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