Molly

“The best way to befriend His Illegitimate Highness Prince Severin, Elle decided based on his personality and her observations, was to be as inconspicuous as possible as she steadily invaded his life.”
― K.M. Shea, Beauty and the Beast

“I’ll be trying to style my hair without a mirror until Jesus comes back!” “Uh, don’t you mean for all eternity?” I corrected. “Oh, no! I know an Egyptian vampire who met the guy. He’s totally coming back!”
― K.M. Shea, My Life at the MBRC

“Britt said "If you will excuse me, My Lady.”
“You leave?”
“I do.”
“How can you?”
“Quite easily, I assure you.”
Tears welled up in Guinevere’s eyes. “Will you not give me a token to remember you by?”
Britt frowned. “You’re nuts aren’t you?” she said before recovering and adopting the proper words. “Forgive me, My Lady, but we have met for but a few moments. What is there to remember?”
― K.M. Shea, Embittered

“Oh, you’re still in that stage where neither of you have confessed yet. How cute,” Angelique added drolly. She rolled her eyes and sipped her tea. “If I didn’t know better, I would swear there was some kind of love blessing on this generation,” she grumbled. “Everyone is getting married and falling in love in situations that, frankly, I don’t think are at all romantic—much less logical!”
― K.M. Shea, The Twelve Dancing Princesses