Whenever she fantasized about a guy putting ranch dressing in her Hidden Valley, he was the one wielding the big, big bottle.
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“Whenever she fantasized about a guy putting ranch dressing in her Hidden Valley, he was the one wielding the big, big bottle.”
― Mister Hockey
― Mister Hockey
“Oh, so now you’ve got multifaceted deceptions going on? Whipping ourselves up a tomfoolery tiramisu, are we?”
― The Fake Mate
― The Fake Mate
“A song that will remind me that even when I feel lost, the birds still sing, the moon still waxes and wanes, and the seasons still cycle.”
― Ruthless Vows
― Ruthless Vows
“Stop bringing logic into an emotional argument.”
― Iron Flame
― Iron Flame
“I’ll take a boozy brunch with my bestie and a dirty book in bed by eight for a thousand, Alex.”
― Heartless
― Heartless
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