New tastes are like new ideas, young man—the older you get, the more difficult they are for you to stomach.”
“Entwives I should really say.’ ‘Entwives?’ said Pippin. ‘Are they like you at all?’ ‘Yes, hm, well no: I do not really know now,’ said Treebeard thoughtfully. ‘But they would like your country, so I just wondered.”
― The Lord of the Rings
― The Lord of the Rings
“Then his gaze is landing on a wrinkled old man staring back at him in the mirror. That familiar stranger. That elderly alien who overtook his body but not his soul.”
― ROOSTER: A Journey of Twelve Inches
― ROOSTER: A Journey of Twelve Inches
“before I heard your voices – I liked them: nice little voices; they reminded me of something I cannot remember –”
― The Lord of the Rings
― The Lord of the Rings
“view of the brick wall next door. Once inside, Ronnie took it all in. Not that there was much to take in. A mattress in the middle of the floor, a portable TV, a stack of books—mostly mysteries, I’m embarrassed to say. Some gay porn magazines. Under his breath he said, “Thank God. I’ve arrived just in time.”
― Year of the Rat
― Year of the Rat
“He sighed. “I’ve been naked with plenty of men, though none so vexatious as you.” Sounds like you fucked boring people, but that tracks.”
― Critical Role: The Mighty Nein—The Nine Eyes of Lucien
― Critical Role: The Mighty Nein—The Nine Eyes of Lucien
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