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Maybe life is just a straight shot from the horrors of grade school to the horrors of the nursing home.
“I prayed fervently every night to the Patron Saint of Interior Plumbing that I hadn’t inherited Mama’s weak bladder.”
― Death by Killer Mop Doll
― Death by Killer Mop Doll
“You know it’s going to be a bad day when you’ve got Piss on your chest, Doomsday staring you in the eye, and God singing, “Staying Alive” out of tune.”
― The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness
― The Hitwoman and the Neurotic Witness
“Maybe life is just a straight shot from the horrors of grade school to the horrors of the nursing home.”
― G is for Gumshoe
― G is for Gumshoe
“The only colors I could see were the vibrant primary hues of the pinball machine, where a cartoon spacewoman with big conical breasts straddled the earth in a formfitting blue space suit and thigh-high yellow boots. Behind her, a big red dildo-shaped spaceship was just blasting off for the moon.”
― I is for Innocent
― I is for Innocent
Sandy’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Sandy’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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