Tobbe G.

“He's spending a year dead for tax reasons.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“All right," said Ford. "How would you react if I said that I'm not from Guildford at all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?"
Arthur shrugged in a so-so sort of way.
"I don't know," he said, taking a pull of beer. "Why, do you think it's the sort of thing you're likely to say?"
Ford gave up. It really wasn't worth bothering at the moment, what with the world being about to end.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Emotion, as we all know, is lack of information and nothing more.”
― Arkady Strugatsky, Definitely Maybe

“When the explorers stepped out, human feet trod on old Earth once more; after an absence of 560 million years. Mankind was back home.”
― C.M. Kosemen, All Tomorrows: The Myriad Species and Mixed Fortunes of Man