Iris Benson

“Human orgasm, firecracker. Vampire orgasm, atomic blast.”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire

“Dear God, surely you aren't the chef Sam was talking about?"
"No," he said with a laugh, and gestured behind him with a thumb. "Cale here is."
"Kale?" Alex echoed blankly, her eyes sliding to the still half-closed door. She didn't see any evidence of a second man. Frowning, she set the phone back in its receiver and leaned to the side, trying to see out into the kitchen as she muttered, "Kale is a vegetable.”
― Lynsay Sands, Hungry for You

“Fuck a duck.”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs

“Lothaire, I’ve met dirt younger than we
are.” -Nix”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire