Iris Benson

“Yes, peasants,” he repeated slowly. “The lowliest of the low among humans.” Then he enunciated, “Exceedingly backward and vulgar hillbillies.”
“Been called worse, mister.” At his raised brows, she exhaled impatiently. “Bootlegger, moonshiner, Elly May Clampett, mountain mama, redneck, backwoods Bessie, hick, trailer trash, yokel, and, more recently, death-row con.”
“No references to mining? I’m disappointed.”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire

“You are so naive, it physically aggrieves me.”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire

“Human orgasm, firecracker. Vampire orgasm, atomic blast.”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire

“Lothaire, I’ve met dirt younger than we
are.” -Nix”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire