Iris Benson

“You are a vampire. That's big news in my world. I don't generally date the living dead.

What sort of dead do you usually date?”
― Christine Warren, One Bite With A Stranger

“You ordered me here,” I said finally breaking the silence.
“I did,” Ryder said with his lopsided grin that looked more dangerous than friendly.
“I’m here,” I mumbled.
“You are.”
"..."
“Okay, we gonna measure dicks all day Ryder, or are we gonna sign a contract?” I snapped.
“You don’t have a dick Syn, I would have noticed,” Ryder’s smile lifted roguishly.”
― Amelia Hutchins, Fighting Destiny

“Lothaire, I’ve met dirt younger than we
are.” -Nix”
― Kresley Cole, Lothaire

“That fucking better not be you in the goddamn elevator, Adam. Maintenance just called and said some asshole stopped the elevator and guess what? They started out on my floor. Are you fucking the client in the goddamn elevator five minutes after I told you not to fuck the fucking client?”
― Lexi Blake, The Men with the Golden Cuffs