Edie

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
― Garrison Keillor

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz

“Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince