Zach Thompson

“Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.”
― Glenn Beck

“When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary.”
― Thomas Paine, Common Sense

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

“Some writers have so confounded society with government, as to leave little or no distinction between them; whereas they are not only different, but have different origins ... Society is in every state a blessing, but Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one.”
― Thomas Paine