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“Growing up, I was always filled with DoNotDisturbery, and I dance like a Slippery When Wet sign with legs. The jerky motion might remind you of a Pekin duck in flight.”
― Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
― Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
“Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for the underperformers.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“I once taught a duck how to swim. I'm such a good coach that in no time at all it learned how to fly.”
― Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast
― Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast
“Cars have run on gasoline for over a century. It’s time we get advanced and start powering them with Duck Soup.”
― Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
― Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
“I’m a duck farmer, and that’s not something you go to school to be. If you did, there certainly wouldn’t be any kickball classes.”
― Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
― Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
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