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Jarod Kintz
“Growing up, I was always filled with DoNotDisturbery, and I dance like a Slippery When Wet sign with legs. The jerky motion might remind you of a Pekin duck in flight.”
Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

Jarod Kintz
“Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for the underperformers.”
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

Jarod Kintz
“I once taught a duck how to swim. I'm such a good coach that in no time at all it learned how to fly.”
Jarod Kintz, Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

Jarod Kintz
“Cars have run on gasoline for over a century. It’s time we get advanced and start powering them with Duck Soup.”
Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

Jarod Kintz
“I’m a duck farmer, and that’s not something you go to school to be. If you did, there certainly wouldn’t be any kickball classes.”
Jarod Kintz, Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.

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