Alaina

“And a utility belt! I'm like an asthmatic Batman!”
― Michael Buckley, The Cheerleaders of Doom

“Old lady, if I die I'd like you to do one small thing for me. I want you to build a one-hundred-acre museum dedicated to my memory. Bronze my clothing and possessions. Have at least three hundred marble statues erected of me in my most dashing poses. One of these statues should stand one hundred feet tall and greet ships as they float down the Hudson River. One of the fourteen wings of the museum should have an amusement park with the world's fastest roller coaster inside. None of these rides should be equipped with safety devices. You can license some of the space to fast-food restaurants and ice-cream parlors but nothing should be healthy or nutritious. The gift shop should sell stuffed Puck dolls packed with broken glass and asbestos. There's a more detailed list in my room." Puck saidduble”
― Michael Buckley, Sisters Grimm Books 1, 2, and 3 Three-Pack

“You would be stunned.” The Sorqan Sira looked very sad. “You have no idea how many men are like Altan Trengsin.”
― R.F. Kuang, The Dragon Republic

“You can't ground us. We're homeless," Daphne said.”
― Michael Buckley, The Council of Mirrors