If one more man tells me I need to smile, I’m going to deck him square in the jaw and not give a damn about the repercussions.
“Let’s just say when I stood to take a leak, staring at a framed picture of the word “Pussy” wasn’t exactly what I expected in my seventy-plus-year-old parents’ house.”
― The Reunion
― The Reunion
“Well . . . we missed you around here,”
― The Reunion
― The Reunion
“I grin down at her as I take out my mouthpiece. “Just playing by the rules. Moo, bitch. Moo.”
― If the Shoe Fits
― If the Shoe Fits
“I’m a firm believer in love. Therefore, I’m looking for love. Not a fling, not a sexy one-night stand. I’m looking for my soulmate, just like the soulmates on my semi-popular podcast. I want forever.”
― So Not Meant To Be
― So Not Meant To Be
“Because I know you don’t have a job . . . and you don’t want your mom to know.”
― A Not So Meet Cute
― A Not So Meet Cute
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