Jennifer

“Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America

“Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
― Linda Grayson

“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”
― Abraham Lincoln