Marleigh

“The only time he’d actually seen Extremely Upper Management was during the holidays when the luncheon occurred, and Extremely Upper Management stood in a row at the front of the room, dishing out dried-up ham and lumpy potatoes from foil trays, grinning at each of their underlings, telling them they’d earned this fine meal for all their hard work.”
― T.J. Klune, The House in the Cerulean Sea

“I’ve heard rumours you were dead.” “That’s an improvement. Last time they said I was fucking goats.” “Oh, we took that one for a fact. What the hell are you doing here?”
― K.S. Villoso, The Ikessar Falcon

“Miau,” Mala said, blinking her hazel eyes lazily. “You literally live here rent-free and do nothing but lick your own asshole,” Eva replied. “No seas tan vaga. And tell your friends to help.”
― Valerie Valdes, Fault Tolerance

“I make a grand emotional gesture once a year to make up for all the shit I don’t give a damn about any other time. So try not to have a breakdown in the next three hundred days or so.”
― Megan E. O'Keefe, Catalyst Gate