Dion

“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
― George Carlin

“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin

“We are a nation of sheep, and
someone else owns the grass.”
― George Carlin

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin