Panderp

“A simple hello could lead to a million things. “Yeah,” Gus said. “Like herpes or getting fisted.”
― TJ Klune, How to Be a Normal Person

“Do girls need kid-glove treatment? I thought they were tougher than that."
Dan's grin was approving. "Most of us are. Some of us are like boys, though, and have delicate egos.”
― Nora Sakavic, The Raven King

“He came back into the room and frowned at the calendar. He didn’t want to know what today’s message said, because yesterday’s was the absolute worst. He’d said hello and everything had turned upside down.
Gus frowned, because he was good at it.
“Ugh,” he said. “Fine.”
We don’t meet people by accident. They are meant to cross our path for a reason.
Gus stared at the inspirational calendar.
“Are you spying on me?” he eventually whispered.
The inspirational calendar did not reply.”
― T.J. Klune, How to Be a Normal Person

“Opinions are like sphincters in that most people have them, just some are louder than others and can be terribly messy if not handled correctly.”
― T.J. Klune