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"I CABT WITH THIS DUMB BITXH ARGGGGGG STOP PISSING ME OFF! B." — Dec 28, 2025 02:00PM
"I CABT WITH THIS DUMB BITXH ARGGGGGG STOP PISSING ME OFF! B." — Dec 28, 2025 02:00PM
Love is not supposed to be beautiful. It’s supposed to be a raw, gritty struggle that forces you to face the most vulnerable parts of yourself, so that when the good times come, you can savor and enjoy them, fully appreciate what they’re
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“When you fuck her, have you ever noticed that little noise she makes right before she climaxes?”
― A Court of Wings and Ruin
― A Court of Wings and Ruin
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