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“I knew people would kill to be able to eat whatever they wanted and not gain an ounce- but it wasn't like it didn't irritate me. Maybe I wanted boobs. Waybe I wanted a little junk in my trunk. Maybe I didn't want old ladies to make comments at the grocery store about me starving myself.”
― Change of Heart
― Change of Heart
“Never make someone else the main character in your own story.”
― Ghosted
― Ghosted
“It is an epic battle. Man versus hard-on. Man rarely wins. Boners are too powerful.”
― Well Hung
― Well Hung
“Stop,” he blurted, his gaze roaming up and down my nakedness. “I think I’m having an out-of-body experience.”
“Shut up.”
“You’re bringing me sandwiches. Naked. You might be the perfect woman.”
“These sandwiches are mine, fuckface. Feed yourself,” I replied as I climbed onto the bed.
“And the fantasy is gone,” he replied sadly.”
― Change of Heart
“Shut up.”
“You’re bringing me sandwiches. Naked. You might be the perfect woman.”
“These sandwiches are mine, fuckface. Feed yourself,” I replied as I climbed onto the bed.
“And the fantasy is gone,” he replied sadly.”
― Change of Heart
“No. I don’t think you’re pretty. I think you’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.”
― Halfway to the Grave
― Halfway to the Grave
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