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“It is an epic battle. Man versus hard-on. Man rarely wins. Boners are too powerful.”
― Well Hung
― Well Hung
“Stop,” he blurted, his gaze roaming up and down my nakedness. “I think I’m having an out-of-body experience.”
“Shut up.”
“You’re bringing me sandwiches. Naked. You might be the perfect woman.”
“These sandwiches are mine, fuckface. Feed yourself,” I replied as I climbed onto the bed.
“And the fantasy is gone,” he replied sadly.”
― Change of Heart
“Shut up.”
“You’re bringing me sandwiches. Naked. You might be the perfect woman.”
“These sandwiches are mine, fuckface. Feed yourself,” I replied as I climbed onto the bed.
“And the fantasy is gone,” he replied sadly.”
― Change of Heart
“Never make someone else the main character in your own story.”
― Ghosted
― Ghosted
“I knew people would kill to be able to eat whatever they wanted and not gain an ounce- but it wasn't like it didn't irritate me. Maybe I wanted boobs. Waybe I wanted a little junk in my trunk. Maybe I didn't want old ladies to make comments at the grocery store about me starving myself.”
― Change of Heart
― Change of Heart
“You’re such an asshole,” I mumbled, staring at her perfect tits. “Why the fuck do I even like you?”
“Aw, you like me? Tomorrow can we make daisy chains to wear in our hair and paint each other’s toenails?”
“For some reason, your mouth is moving but I can’t hear anything past the sight of your nipples.”
― Change of Heart
“Aw, you like me? Tomorrow can we make daisy chains to wear in our hair and paint each other’s toenails?”
“For some reason, your mouth is moving but I can’t hear anything past the sight of your nipples.”
― Change of Heart
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