Bernie

“It is an epic battle. Man versus hard-on. Man rarely wins. Boners are too powerful.”
― Lauren Blakely, Well Hung

“Stop,” he blurted, his gaze roaming up and down my nakedness. “I think I’m having an out-of-body experience.”
“Shut up.”
“You’re bringing me sandwiches. Naked. You might be the perfect woman.”
“These sandwiches are mine, fuckface. Feed yourself,” I replied as I climbed onto the bed.
“And the fantasy is gone,” he replied sadly.”
― Nicole Jacquelyn, Change of Heart

“Never make someone else the main character in your own story.”
― J.M. Darhower, Ghosted

“I knew people would kill to be able to eat whatever they wanted and not gain an ounce- but it wasn't like it didn't irritate me. Maybe I wanted boobs. Waybe I wanted a little junk in my trunk. Maybe I didn't want old ladies to make comments at the grocery store about me starving myself.”
― Nicole Jacquelyn, Change of Heart