Bernie

“I knew people would kill to be able to eat whatever they wanted and not gain an ounce- but it wasn't like it didn't irritate me. Maybe I wanted boobs. Waybe I wanted a little junk in my trunk. Maybe I didn't want old ladies to make comments at the grocery store about me starving myself.”
― Nicole Jacquelyn, Change of Heart

“We’re all ugly, Ryen. The only difference is, some hide it and some wear it.”
― Penelope Douglas, Punk 57

“It is an epic battle. Man versus hard-on. Man rarely wins. Boners are too powerful.”
― Lauren Blakely, Well Hung

“You know why it didn’t work out with him?”
“Why?”
“Because God made you for me.”
― Penelope Ward, Neighbor Dearest