Brittani Warren

“There is a 50 percent chance that Santa slapped my ass while I screamed about how naughty I’ve been this year. Wow.” “That did really happen. It was awesome.” A smile lit up her face. “Yeah?” “Yes.” She was now standing just in front of him. Mischief dancing in her eyes. “You wanna do it again?”
― Ellie Mae MacGregor, The Naughty List

“Amethyst, prehnite, lapis lazuli are an excellent combination. Put them under your pillow and those you can buy off eBay, just make sure they’re genuine crystals.”
― Helen Phifer, One Left Alive

“I wish that people realized how this felt every day. Why does it take a life ending to learn how to cherish each day? Why must we wait until we run out of time to start to accomplish all that we dreamed, when once we had all the time in the world? Why don’t we look at the person we love the most like it’s the last time we will ever see them? Because if we did, life would be so vibrant. Life would be so truly and completely lived.”
― Tillie Cole, A Thousand Boy Kisses

“There is a 50 percent chance that Santa slapped my ass while I screamed about how naughty I’ve been this year. Wow.” “That did really happen. It was awesome.” A smile lit up her face. “Yeah?” “Yes.”
― Ellie Mae MacGregor, The Naughty List