Hannah Moon

“Don't do what you did during supper last time in front of her again.'
'You mean when I threw my fork at that rat?'
'No. I mean when you hit it, even in the dark.”
― Andrzej Sapkowski, Andrzej Sapkowski's The Witcher: The Lesser Evil

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe