Margot

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
― Frank Kaiser

“Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.”
― E.L. Doctorow

“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.”
― Ernest Hemingway

“The world was my oyster but I used the wrong fork.”
― Oscar Wilde