Eric Brown

“Whoever orders chicken cordon bleu at Chonchy Joe’s Gasoline and Beef Jerky Emporium is asking for the intestinal challenge that they will soon face.”
― Johnny Shaw, Dove Season

“Under the guise of having every voice heard, you create mob rule, a filterless society where secrets are crimes.”
― Dave Eggers, The Circle

“The most important form of selfishness involves spending time on your fitness, eating right, pursuing your career, and still spending quality time with your family and friends.”
― Scott Adams, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life

“The best lies traveled in the shadow of the truth, changing only the bare minimum to achieve that end.”
― Matthew FitzSimmons, Poisonfeather