Jeffrey Matthews

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
― Philip K. Dick, VALIS

“We trained hard—but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and what a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while actually producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization.”
― Petronius Arbiter

“Well, things change. I just have to learn to adjust to what they change to. One”
― Lois Lowry, A Summer to Die