Hunter Santurello

“You thought you threw a lamb down into the dark. You didn’t. You threw down a wolf, and I came back biting.” I pulled the trigger.”
― Harley Laroux, Her Soul for Revenge

“Give a human knowledge, and he thinks he's wise. Give a human magic, and he thinks he's strong. Give a human religion, and he'll think he's right.”
― Harley Laroux, Her Soul for Revenge

“So are we A.S.S. ramming or are we ramming the K.U.N.T.s? Because so help me, Angelica, I can’t think of a simpler way to phrase our noble work.”
― Caroline Peckham, Fated Throne

“I can definitely get more of them if you want, but the guy got a rash on his balls that was so bad he had to have them chopped off.” “Wow,” I deadpanned. “Please send them my way.” “He felt pretty numb while it all happened if that helps. And people call him Eunuch Jim now. He always wanted a nickname,” Ethan snorted and Roary shoved out of his seat, giving me a look that said to come and talk to him when the Werewolf was finished offering me ball rash pills. The choices I had in here really were sublime.”
― Caroline Peckham, Fated Throne