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“Oh sweetie,” Donut said. “I think we got off on the wrong foot. Let’s start over.” “Yeah, okay,” Pustule said. “We wouldn’t want anybody getting off on any feet.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“There is no shame in wanting to be alone yet also wanting the comfort and the strength of your brethren.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
“Donut: THIS MUSIC IS MAKING MY HEAD HURT. WHY CAN’T THEY PLAY SOMETHING GOOD? LIKE OASIS.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“There are some pretty weird ones, though. There’s a guy here who is a mushroom. Why would you turn yourself into a mushroom? He looks like a penis.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
“Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
Matthew’s 2025 Year in Books
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887 books
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139 books
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15 books
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37 books
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473 books
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38 friends
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