Michelle Rebar

“Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood," Claire said. "Is that it?"

"No, I was thinking we're out of chips. Of course that's what I was thinking.”
― Rachel Caine, Feast of Fools

“Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

“I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.”
― Cassandra Clare

“My rapier wit hides my inner pain.”
― Cassandra Clare