Jermain

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin

“The end of the story of Batman is he's dead. Because, in the end, the Batman dies. What else am I going to do? Retire and play golf? It doesn't work that way. It can't. I fight until I drop. And one day, I will drop.”
― Neil Gaiman, Batman: Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader?

“Okay, can somebody quickly just summarize for the shotgun department who it's okay and not okay to shoot?”
― David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders

“Did you know, young lady," said Watkin to her, "that the Book of Revelation was written on Patmos? It was indeed. By Saint John the Divine, as you know. To me it shows very clear signs of having been written while waiting for a ferry. Oh, yes, I think so. It starts off, doesn't it, with that kind of dreaminess you get when you're killing time, getting bored, you know, just making things up, and then gradually grows to a sort of climax of hallucinatory despair.”
― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency