Jermain

“The blood of a redheaded woman is three degrees cooler than the blood of a normal woman. This has been established by medical studies.”
― Joe Hill, NOS4A2

“Okay, can somebody quickly just summarize for the shotgun department who it's okay and not okay to shoot?”
― David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin

“I keep the gun in a hollowed out copy of the Koran. And there the big book was, tossed on the bed, open and gunless. Nothing else disturbed. I mean, they actually checked my Koran to see if there was a gun inside. I knew I was dealing with a sick son of a bitch.”
― David Wong, John Dies at the End