“Then I flip Kate the finger. Immature, I know, but apparently we’re now both functioning at the preschool level, so I’m guessing it’s okay. Kate sneers at me. Then she mouths, You wish. Well—she’s got me there, now doesn’t she?”
― Tangled
― Tangled
“Old women have a thing for me. And I don't mean a pinch-my-cheek, pat-my-head kind of thing. I mean a grab-my-ass, rub-my-junk, why-don't-you-push-my-wheelchair-into-the-broom-closet-so-we-can-get-nasty kind of thing.
It's f*cking disturbing.”
― Tangled
It's f*cking disturbing.”
― Tangled
“What happened to your fingers?” She’s referring to the Band-Aids that cover four of my ten digits.
“Mushrooms. Spongy little bastards don’t appreciate being sliced.”
― Tangled
“Mushrooms. Spongy little bastards don’t appreciate being sliced.”
― Tangled
“Every healthy man in the world wakes up with a stiffy. A fatty. Morning wood. I’m sure there’s some medical explanation for the phenomenon, but I just like to think of it as a little present from God.
A chance to begin the day with your best dick forward.”
― Tangled
A chance to begin the day with your best dick forward.”
― Tangled
“God! Oh God!”
I smile as I pick up the pace, “God’s not the one fucking you, baby.”
Sure, I’m in love, but this is still me here.
“Drew…Drew…yes…Drew!”
Much better.”
― Tangled
I smile as I pick up the pace, “God’s not the one fucking you, baby.”
Sure, I’m in love, but this is still me here.
“Drew…Drew…yes…Drew!”
Much better.”
― Tangled
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